Adam Davis
Investor's dream: "Why hire a financial advisor when you can just trust our psychic powers to
predict investment returns? "
Negotiable price: "We're open to negotiations, but just to be clear, 'negotiation' means you
agree to our price. It's like haggling with a brick wall! "
Up-and-coming neighbourhood: "We've been predicting its 'up-and-coming' status for a decade
now. Any day now... "
Water views: "Technically, there's a water view, but it requires binoculars, a ladder, and a
trampoline. "
Recently renovated: "New paint, new curtains, and the same old plumbing that gurgles like a
contented walrus. "
Low maintenance: "It's so low maintenance that you'll have plenty of time to master the art of
fixing stuff. "
Income potential: "This property generates so much income that we've had to invent new
numbers just to keep up! "
Hidden gem: "Imagine a diamond in the rough, but instead of a diamond, it's more like a cubic
zirconia in a pile of coal. "
Remember, when it comes to real estate, always do your due diligence and work with a
professional to ensure a smooth and reliable transaction.
Adam Davis
Principal Buyers Agent
Adam Davis Buyers Agent
0419 552 092
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